You are bidding on one gently used hockey team as of late. The team comes fully equipped with 15 skaters, uniforms, and two cases of beer per game. This team has all the essentials of a beer league hockey team.....the handsome captain, the skilled Canadian, the snap-artist, the drunk(s), the bald guy, the fat guy, the old guy, the guy with ridiculous pubes, the guy with huge balls, etc. This team currently lacks a goaltender.
Most of these guys have skated together or against each other for the past 5 years. This particular unit has a single season running tally of 20 wins, 3 losses, and 1 tie. With 233 goals for and a mere 96 goals against this team has been hard to beat both offensively and defensively. 21 of the goals against have come in the last three games. This group is currently on a 3 game losing streak.
With a little TLC this team could still be a playoff contender. This is a great group of players on and off the ice, very few complaints.
MUST SELL......CHEAP!!
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Are you guys hearing this??!! A few loses and he's ready to throw us all under the bus!! Lets show him what we are capable of.
Ridiculous pubes? Just so you know, now that the Crush unbeaten streak has become a solid losing streak, I painted my face, went out and found a sharp piece of limestone in the woods, stripped down naked, and set my culture free.
Beanzy's breezers ought to fit me better now.
And what the fuck is going on with the whole team abandoning over half a pabst cube in the locker room! Wadenutz Yuntenen, the buffalo, a couple of devout fans and I had to stay up until 3 am in order to appease the Crush ghosts in the building.
By the end of Sunday night Wade and I were arguing over who got to take the buffalo home. No doubt- there is a glitch in the Crush matrix.
Au naturale, you were confused after the late night with the abandoned Pbr's it was sharp shale. And nice work. Wadenutz you and your ladie friend are the greatest and most loyal of the crew, maybe your team owner should take some notes from you on commitment and dedication to a team cause.
As for the skid, well it was bound to happen. Look at the Red wings in the next league up they were aa early terror through the Show this year and now have beenof late dropping games like moths under the zapper. This happens. Even closer reference, the supercocks, last years runners up to the BAHA, sluggish start some time off for the All Star games (winter classic) and presto, back in the playoff hunt.
Everyone is waiting for the return of PB. It has been tough on everyone. These are just growing pains that your young club has to deal with. Not worth the used puck bag and a broken cooler that you would get for the club.
Stay strong and for gods sake finish the beer.
You guys need to get that power play together! Get out there and stick um.. f*Ckin christ pop um
looks like there are some pretty strict rules for goalie substitution in the playoffs... only with the approval of the commish can the crush pick up a ringer (aka gomez). looks like theres some adversity in the crush's future
Gomez is a registered player on the "Fucking ponies", so that won't work. Edmunds, Paging Mr. Edmunds to the crease.
oo ill be able to ring it up just fine with no problem..u just let me do all the talking
what happend to our blog man just cause you have two kids doesnt mean u can quit. pussy. ps crush for gold in the playoffs glad to hear PB is back
whats up bart hope your summer is going good... this blog is fucking weak it rots whenever the crush lose or when its summer. Weeeak.
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